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When I was younger I was told to only put a pea sized amount of toothpaste on my toothbrush. I was maybe about 5 years old. At no point did anyone tell me that I was supposed to be using larger amounts of toothpaste as I got older. For all I know, I should still be using a pea sized amount of toothpaste. So one day, while I was holding my mother’s hand to cross the road, I started thinking, “what other childhood traits and actions should I no longer be doing?!”.

This joke still needs work but I think I might be on to something.